Nonya

‘Not your business’ is what it means, also as in ‘mind your own business’ or ‘stop eavesdropping’ or even ‘not your beeswax’

“How old are you?” Stranger
“Nonya” You

by simplymeee May 27, 2022

Nanyang Technological University

Nanyang Technological University (NTU) is the second oldest university in Singapore and one of the most prestigious universities in Asia and on global metrics. The only thing she's better at than the National University of Singapore (NUS) is her engineering programs and students who aren't peeping toms.

By day, monkeys from the nearby jungle roam the halls stealing shoes and food from homeless undergraduates crying over useless ICC modules and unrelenting exams. By night, you can see students trying to bid for modules on a school website called STARS running on archaic digital infrastructure from a university that calls itself a technological university. Oh, you can also hear students having sex in their rooms.

Friend 1: Happy graduation bro! How was life like studying at Nanyang Technological University?
Friend 2: Thank you, brother. NTU was a very enriching experience and offered me an unparalleled education for my degree. I could have never asked for a better college.
Friend 1: Good to hear. I can't help but notice that you shaved your hair as well?
Friend 2: Oh no, my hair all fell out while trying to bid for classes on STARS.

by nus cs student July 5, 2022

KEGS Nuneaton

KEGS Nuneaton is in a fierce battle with North Warwickshire College on two fronts. The first being the race to produce the highest number of Marxists to be sent out into the wider Nuneaton area. The second being the race to produce the highest net output of vape fumes in Warwickshire. Both colleges have been so successful in this quest that both of their smoking areas have been granted protected status by the Association of English Vapers. What sets KEGS Nuneaton above North Warwickshire college, though, is the ability of its students to 'infect' Nuneaton with these traits. Whereas the sole requirement of North Warwickshire college when it was granted planning permission was to build it as far away from public amenities as possible, KEGS Nuneaton escaped that restriction and was allowed to be built just 500 yards from the infamous Nuneaton town centre. As a result of this, Nuneaton town centre resembles the sky above a coal factory chimney with the levels of vape fumes emitted at lunchtimes when KEGS' students swarm the town in search of either a Greggs steak bake or a McDonalds double cheeseburger, both much-loved food items amongst Nuneatonians. The fume situation has become so bad that Nuneaton Council have been forced to install specialist air quality control systems, manned by designated 'Vape Wardens', tasked with preventing an excessive proportion of vapes being used in within the perimeter of McDonalds and Greggs respectively.

*bus pulls up*
Driver: "Where you off to?"
Student: "KEGS Nuneaton please."
Driver: *activates vape addict alert system*
*vape addict alert system blares*
*Vape Warden Mobile Deployment vehicle pulls up*
Vape Wardens: (in unison) "Empty your pockets!"
*student drops vape on floor*
*student is shot.*

by Suntan Dave November 9, 2023

Nunja

An awesome person, who is way better than ninja, because only the best people get to be nunjas.

"Damn, she's ninja"

"No, she's better than that, she's nunja"

by SpEcTaCuLaR=] May 22, 2009

nanyang polytechnic

cool school beside mrt with some students being high ego

hey i go to nanyang polytechnic im cool

by mobilelegends abang abang August 20, 2021

Nunga

Australian slang, mainly used as a racial slur to Aboriginal or darkly coloured people. Usually describes a detrimental feature of Aboriginals, such as Alcoholism, Unemployment, petrol-sniffing and wearing bright Wu Tang or 2pac shirts

a) Jirad is an Islander, but he looks like a nunga
b) "Stop drinking goon in the park and get a job you lazy nunga!"

by Gupta September 24, 2006

nonyall's

none of all of your(pertaining to more than 2 people)

It's nonyall's business!!!

by ~~~~ME~~~~ August 4, 2005