Nonce

A pedo or someone acting dodgy in a weird way towards kids

Gertrude: How could u dare do such a thing! Ur such a fucking nonce pal. Save it for court. Im reporting you.

Albert: Hold your horses albert thats my son and i can do what i want with him. Besides, hes only 5 and if i get sent down who would look after him?!

by Chronic Beatboxer April 09, 2020

Nonce

A paedo

Jake's grandad is a nonce

by Nimesh June 12, 2017

Nonce

Slang word for pedophile often used by youths

Josh vicarage is a nonce he asked a yr 8 for nudes

by Nonce Hunter January 18, 2019

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A nonce is a person that like to stalk children!, so basically a nonce is a pedophile

J0ngle is a Sweaty Nonce !
or

J0ngle like to be a nonce because he likes kids!

by -Flint June 05, 2020

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by A living human? March 16, 2020

Nonce

Nonce is like once but for something that never happened.

I heard that happened nonce.

by EnormousGreenRageMonster September 28, 2019

Nonce

A person that has no shame in doing something bad or stupid in general

No one
Absolutely no one
Friend: I stuck my head down the toilet and accidentally flushed it off.
Me: What a nonce!!!

by Sir. Wankalot May 07, 2020