new york

Just a large city on America's east coast. To the residents of New York, it is the center of the universe, the greatest city on earth, the only place people can become rich and "make it big" at, the city that has the absolute best Italian food in the world,period, the only place with "real" pizza, subs, and bagels. To new York residents, everywhere else in the world is not as good or exciting. To the rest of the world, new York is just a city mainly full of assholes who think that they are better than everyone else because Billy Joel named a song after them. When new York residents go on vacation, they are not very fun to be around because they will constantly badger you about how much better things are in new York.

After finishing meal a nice Italian restaurant not in new york while on vacation-
Guy not from new York(paying for the meal)- Wow, this was great. How'd you like your meal?
Guy from new york- Eh, ya know, back in New York they got this mad awesome deli that makes a way better meatball sub. But yeah, I guess this place is halfway decent, I mean, to be wasting your money at.
Guy not from new york- Oh yeah well your welcome for taking you here, you prick. Why don't you just go back to new york and tell all your new York friends how great new York is. New York, new York , new York, I just cant get eenough of it.

by Almostliamneeson January 3, 2015

New York

A state in the Northeastern US that borders Canadian provinces Ontario and Quebec as well as the states Vermont, Connecticut, New Jersey, Massachusetts and Pennsylvania. Known for it's beautiful landmarks and tourist attractions such as Niagara Falls, Finger Lakes, Adirondacks and Catskills. And of course New York City.

There is more to New York than New York City.

by nightcode7 August 22, 2017

New York

place. Delightful city built on repurposed islands saved from a lonely existence by hardy entrepreeurs. Home to many sports clubs who have seen better times New York is now home to many museums and more lithe actors than is healthy.

New York is not a national park. Build something! Sing and dance! Dunk Be a star!

by gnostic3 November 20, 2019

New York

Famous american city, also known as the non-capital of the United States. It isn't the capital of the New York State too.

-Well, Timmy, do you know wich is the capital of the United States?
-Of course, it's New York!
-Sorry, wrong answer

by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 2, 2020

New York

The city that never sleeps unless its taking a dump on you almost a quarter of the state got screwed out of unemployment and the governor is still using all the taxe dollars to harass more women

I want to go see New York Im a stupid tourist

by Gamer221 July 23, 2021

New York

The world’s best state. But please. Don’t call NYC “The Big Apple”. I’m not a Mets fan. It’s cloudy a lot though. Go Yankees.

Duke: Here’s the Big Apple!

And he was brutally murdered.

Please, just say New York.

by suite pee October 27, 2021

New York

1. An American state that, believe it or not, consists primarily of country fields, mountains, and forests. New York City is not all of New York, it's like 0.01% The Finger Lakes are where you want to be.

2. The state name that appears under "I *heart*" on someone's shirt who's never been to New York in their life.

3. A state that is geographically ideal and full of parks and beauty, but politically a cesspool that drives lifelong residents out.

Ellie: "You coming to New York tomorrow?"
Adam: "You never mentioned anything about New York before. You going to Manhattan?"
Ellie: "Heck, no. The Finger Lakes Region. I'm going to see the Corning Museum of Glass."

by The Wild Weston March 3, 2022