The belief that one becomes many times stronger after consuming a large amount of Port - a sweet red high alcohol content wine. In addition to a sweet buzz, the drinker tends to believe they are stronger than they actually are - often challenging other to arm wrestling and push up contests.
After consuming a few glasses of 20% port, Ross thought he could lift up a 1 ton concrete slab. Obviously he had port muscles.
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"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."
by Starqueesha December 11, 2007
Get the betty crocker fuck muscle mug.A particular gay sub group defined by it's overdeveloped muscular physiques. As a group they can be exceptionally camp and effeminate.
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by irritant April 1, 2004
Get the Muscle Mary mug.A muscle queen is a gay man who only desires to and exclusively sleeps with extremely and at times grotesquely muscular gay men.
I just saw my ex-boyfriend Gary with some type of bodybuilder. What did he do, turn into a muscle queen overnite?
by KC the gawd March 16, 2008
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Ford Fairlane, Ford Torino, Ford Mustang (only when equipped with 390+ cubic inch engines), Mercury Cyclone, Chevy II Nova, Chevy Chevelle, Pontiac GTO, Dodge Dart, Dodge Charger, Dodge Challenger
by Lee March 25, 2005
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Subaru Wagon driver: "Hey is that the 5.0?"
Muscle car Junkie: "no, its a 4.6, too much for you to handle"
*Mustang loses by 5 car lengths*
Subaru Wagon driver: "good thing that race didn't have any turns"
Muscle car Junkie: "no, its a 4.6, too much for you to handle"
*Mustang loses by 5 car lengths*
Subaru Wagon driver: "good thing that race didn't have any turns"
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