musket plunging

Insertion of fist in a fast pumping motion, into a wide set vagina. "Plunger" should be crouched on one knee, in front of "Plungee". Usually takes place outdoors, lake front is preferable.

"Yo, I was walking by the lake and saw the lady gettin' her a musket plunging. Whack."

by Sariah May 25, 2008

muskie

A large predatory freshwater fish that grows to 3-4 feet. Very vicious, and has caused serious injuries to potential fishers. Proper name is muskellunge. Part of the pike family.

Person 1: Muskies are bigger than pikes!

Person 2: Well, duh!

by Straight from the iPad November 21, 2015

Three Musketeers

Three males beat their boners, on to one individuals head. Can either be a sexually pleasurable act or an act of punishment

John: Hey did you guys give me a Three Musketeers last night?

Tim: Yeah because you were being a douche.

John: That explains alot.

by Big Red 7878 March 14, 2011

Elon Musking

When someone smokes a joint and or cone but they do not inhale correctly, therefore leaving the participant looking like Elon Musk when he hit the boof on the Joe Rogan podcast.

Zac : "bro im not even high but so much smoke came out".
Jack : "yea because you fucking Elon Musked it".
Tyson : "no shit stop Elon Musking it and pass the boof".

by XXgreenbeanXX December 30, 2018

Cum Musket

Euphemism for the male sexual organ, typically used by men bragging about sexual conquests.

She was diggin it all right, all night long. She finally begged me to fire a few rounds out of the old cum musket.

by Jamie's got a gun January 8, 2007

Minnetonka Muskie Lunge

sexual maneuver performed while a swamp donkey is giving a gentleman head in a hot tub or sauna. As the cum drunk slute goes down on the man he must wait until the perfect time to strike. Lunging forward with his hand he must shove his thumb in her anus and clasp her vaginal cavity with his other fingers like a muskie's mouth. Then pulling her flailing legs and torso out of the water like a fish.

Derek executed a successful Minnetonka Muskie Lunge on the Sea Donkey at the Fletchers volleyball afterhours.

by Geo X. November 19, 2007

Dutch Musket

During Anal sex, when you're about to cum, you pull out to shoot. But a little nugget of impacted poop is blocking your urethra.

So finally you blow and the nugget shoots out like a musket ball followed by warm spray.

Last Night, Grace let me in her back door. When it came time to unholster my dick, I pulled out and fired a Dutch Musket at her head!

by SharkFighter October 28, 2013