the musket

When a single uncooked kernel of corn is inserted into the opening of a penis. During sex, semen acts as gunpowder to the unsuspecting kernel, fireing it into the woman, causing immediate death, or a weird look.

I knew a girl who fell victim to the cold death of the musket, shot down in her prime.

by theryno June 5, 2007

Loading the Musket

The coital act of a penis pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female vagina.

I had no idea I was loading the musket. That whore! The ensuing infection will surly cost her!

by Phondooky April 25, 2006

Elongated Musket

A man-child who throws a hissy fit when people don't agree with him or do things his way. Examples of such behaviour include: randomly calling heroes pedophiles on twitter, firing people who know crap tons better than his pea-brain, and lying about funding secured. Ironically only wants to screw girls who are half his own age.

Ay man, you heard what that Tesla CEO did today?
Nah, what did that bloody Elongated Musket do this time?

by thelegendofsql September 1, 2018

Musket Shot

A fart when one's ass-crack is packed with a white powder, such as baking soda, baby powder, cornstarch, etc. The fart produces an effect that is visually similar to that of firing a musket.

Neil had bad gas, so he packed his ass-crack full of baby powder and unloaded a musket shot on Hansel's face.

by Cristobal Carbonero December 3, 2007

musket pack

V. The act of sexual intercourse with a female, while she is menstruating and a tampon is carelessly left in the vaginal canal. Usually alcohol is involved. To reverse this act a flash light and a long grasping device are required

He musket packed her last night and created what appears to be a crime scene in Ginther's spare bedroom.

by jcutch82 September 22, 2014

Fluffer Musket

1. A promiscuous female or homosexual male that is exceedingly skilled at swallowing large quantities and/or consecutive helpings of semen.

2. A whore specifically for sucking dick or woman who is infatuated with pleasuring a man orally.

partially derivative from the phrase "take a 'shot' in the mouth"

"That Fluffer Musket sucked me DRY!"

by Xeven VxHxN "spidey" October 4, 2012

musketfucked

A term in a first-person shooter, when you suprise someone from around the corner and lay into them with a shotgun at point bank range.

"Hi, good morning. See that helmet with brains in it? I musketfucked Chris like 30 seconds ago."

by TomKVideo February 17, 2009