Cathy Bates from Misery

To drag down a loved one for your own personal gain, as did Cathy Bates in the movie "Misery".

Damn girl, you told Ben you were pregnant so he'd stay with you? That's some straight up Cathy Bates from Misery shit!

by 0/0\0 August 9, 2008

anonymous office leftover miser

Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.

guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"

guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"

by NickyLags October 17, 2010

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.

That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2020

Musser

Just one of those little things you don't want around.

Guy 1: look at that musser
Guy 2: Yeh, let's leave

by mr.harry2009 November 8, 2011

miserafull

uncomfortably full of food.

Man, I ate too many pancakes... I'm so miserafull.

by Bonson June 22, 2006

misery poker

A game played between people that have ridiculous amounts of work. It is played by calling, raising and betting assignments. It is often played by college students.

It's unbelievable, but I just lost misery poker to Christina. I had a term paper, a test in art history, and a lab but she raised me a history paper.

by Leah Beah March 29, 2009

Muser

Someone who makes musical.lys on the app musical.ly.

" Omg Tessa.bear is my favorite muser she's a great dancer, really nice to her fans and makes greats musical.lys"

by Hay07 May 23, 2016