Mower

A Pokemon Strategist. When Battled using his Rain Dedicated Team. You're pretty much Fucked. Mega Swampert is not to be reckoned with.

This Noob is dead. I am a Mower after all

by Marshallmates May 17, 2018

Mower

A aged gentleman who offers to mow ladies unkept lawns and offers a free extra trim of bush.

“Oh that lovely Man P. Andy and his mower sorted my front garden and he tidied my back bush”.

by Geoff Paddle May 31, 2022

Mexican lawn mower

Where butt blockers fill the woman’s anus and then 3-4 business days later the man rips out of the butt blocker at full force caused a fountain of shit to flow from the woman

I’m going to give you a Mexican lawn mower now stop yelling no one is coming to save you

by We love human shit September 5, 2023

lawn mower

A longdrink containing vodka and green tea.

That god damn lawn mower killed me friday night.

by brophet October 16, 2018

taiwanese lawn mower

When you pull an Asian girl's vagina hairs out with your teeth and spit them out in their face. It is 4:57 in the morning and I have gotten no sleep so here's a definition.

Brad: Dude I went over to Ming Ling's house and she wanted me to do a taiwanese lawn mower!
Chad: What the dick queef! That's crazy!
Drad: why am i alive,,, mitochondria

by Lick.My.Dick December 1, 2019