Mouthasim

Food so good you could orgasim

Man that pasta was so good i think i had a mouthasim!

by squrralz420 May 20, 2009

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mouthassjackery

1. Talking about something or someone in a positive light, when in reality, the words coming out of your mouth are pure fiction.

2. Talking about something you don't know anything about while trying to present the illusion you are educated on the subject.

3. The act of saying absolutely ridiculous shit.

example 1:
Joe: George Bush was the best president the United States ever had!

Jack: Imma punch you in your dumb face if you don't stop that mouthassjackery.

example 2:
Vince Offer for the SlapChop:
... This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re gonna have an exciting life now.

TV Viewer: LOL - good ole' Vince ... He is the master of mouthassjackery.

by smartestgurlever April 17, 2009

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mouthgasm

When something you eat is so good that your mouth basically has an orgasm. An orgasm of the mouth.

I had the best sushi in the world. It was such a mouthgasm!

by Aimee7979 March 16, 2011

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Mouthgasm

The physical and emotional sensation experienced during peak flavor sensation, usually resulting from stimulation by eating something wonderful, and usually accompanied by a moan of pleasure.

"I took a bite of that desert and it gave me a mouthgasm."

"Oh man, that mouthgasm was so intense I may have to go rub one out!"

by Choch Pants January 1, 2009