Mego Messaging

Mego Messaging is when the person you are text messaging gives only one word responses the entire conversation.

Kaitlin: "Yo what is up dawg???"
Scott: "nothing."
Kaitlin: " How you hangin??"
Scott: "good."
Kaitlin: "WTF...QUIT MEGO MESSAGING ME!!"
Scott: "cool."

by Herps and Alexis Texas March 11, 2010

Massaad

something completely awesome

1. Today is such a massaad day.
2. Dude, That was totally massaad!

by Gorgee February 16, 2008

Massaging The Donut

To make something out of nothing

I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.

by Orukum May 16, 2010

shower massage

Masterbating in the shower. When men do it it can lead to a build up of cum scum.

Adam:"I woke up with morning wood but my wife wouldn't put out"
Mark:"That sucks, what did you do about it?"
Adam:"What could I do? I went into the bathroom and gave myself a 'shower massage'!"

by Grendel177 May 30, 2016

Massack

to fuck, bone, smash. Basically to have sex. When you massack someone it is hardcore.

Massacking is what makes living beautiful and enjoyable. It reduces stress, depression, and even anger. Massacking is also known to decrease high blood pressure and if performed correctly, can burn calories.

1.James is a pimp! He has massacked several girls at our school.

2.I want to massack that beezy! She has such a nice ass and tities.

3.The best pussy to massack are the clean, tight, and shaved ones.

by massack June 13, 2010

Message!

An interjection made famous by the 1996 movie Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood. It's shouted whenever a moral lesson is spelled out just in case somebody didn't get it.

Ashtray's cellmate: If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine.
Mailman: Message!

by don_coyote April 4, 2009

text message fiend

a. One who sends in excess of 100+ text messages per day.
b. One who can type faster with a cell phone that with a keyboard.

High school is the primordial ooze from which the text message fiend crawled out from.

by Interstate Pirates Inc. January 11, 2006