Moist Garbage

Moist Garbage is a term similar to "Hot Garbage." It is supposed to sound worse than Hot Garbage or grosser. This word was created by Ryukahr in a Super Mario Maker video titled "WE HAD TO INVENT A NEW TERM FOR THIS ONE...Super Mario Maker"

That level is Moist Garbage its so bad!

by JTudela June 21, 2019

get your moisty out

Slang for "show us your vagina."

Aka drop a flap, show us your vag, show us your axe wound.

Hey sluts, get your moisty out!

by getyourmoistyout November 8, 2010

Moist

Used to describe a soft, cheesy or girly person or situation.

Guy : I sang to my girlfriend last night .

Friend : that’s bloody moist

by Thedapperman February 8, 2018

Speaking Moistly

1. Spreading COVID-19 droplets like a machine gun.
2. Talking while drooling/salivating

“It prevents you from breathing or speaking moistly on them” - Trudeau

by $aveyourself April 8, 2020

Moist Muffin

The act of a male forcibly sticking ones fingers in an another males rectal hole.

that moist muffin war was crazy

by Palmetto Aquatics May 11, 2009

Monster Moist

The complete state of panty wetness induced when a redneck boy takes his redneck girl to a monster truck show at Monster Jam. May also induce wetness for any MILF attending a Monster Jam event that is there with their pre-pubescent boys and they are into trucks.

Kleatus took Sarah to Monster Jam last night. She was squirming in her seat the whole time and was so horned up over them big trucks she done went and got all Monster Moist.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

tight moisty

A very young good looking girl that you want to have (sex) with, in hopes that she is very tight and moist.

Yo matt, we got a tight moisty spotting at our 10 o clock.

by TM specialist September 25, 2006