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Morling College

An Australian Baptist theological college open to female leadership, some day in the distant future. The poor man's alternative to Moore College (or the visionless version of Alphacrucis College), led by a merry band of white male geriatrics. Called Morose College since its takeover of Vose Seminary. A college offering 300 courses to 80 students.
I studied at Morling College where there are no students but dozens of property developers.
by SonnyWilliams November 16, 2020
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finger mopping

Cleaning the anus by rubbing it in a back and forth circular motion with the tip of the middle finger and slipping the finger tip in a few times no more than nail deep. Typically performed in the shower.
I used be worried about my freshness before getting butt banged but since I have a high fiber diet my doctor suggested a light finger mopping instead of douching.
by Brien2 January 17, 2011
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morning bullet

The female equivalent of morning wood.

This term is slang and refers to a female erection upon waking up in the morning. These erections are perfectly normal and occur when neurological stimulators cause blood to flow into the clitoris during REM sleep. This ensures that oxygen is properly delivered to the clitoris and helps keep clitoral tissue healthy.
Luckily for girls, morning bullets are incognito.
by 4H-Babe January 12, 2012
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Morning After Dump

The name for the process in which you have a big bowel movement after a long night of drinking
I woek uip at that party and had a huge morning after dump
by APfromMSP July 7, 2005
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Good Morning and God Bless

A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom
Ethan: GOOD MORNING AND GOD BLESS
by olliedidthis May 23, 2018
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morning stories

Morning Stories: noun
Activity that happens when a group of people (often roommates) gather in one room "the morning after" and share recollections or anecdotes of the previous night's activities.
Commonly occurs in college sorority houses or in houses where several co-eds reside.
Participants are usually young females and primary topic of conversation is regarding who hooked up.
"By 10:00 a.m. on Saturday morning, we gathered in Jenny's room for aspirin, orange juice and morning stories."
by KinOH September 19, 2008
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Morning 2X4

An extreme case of morning wood, where the guy wakes up in the middle of a wet dream and didn't dream climax. Resulting in waking up with blue balls and an urge to fuck the nearest thing in sight.
Tedd: Man today was a rough morning.. Byron: Why? Tedd: I woke up with morning 2X4 today. Byron: Owch, must've sucked Tedd: Yeah. Good thing Shannon was there to relieve me.
by Xero _ Manifest December 7, 2010
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