mortinsk

noun.

1. a quick shit
2. a shit taken in a public restroom or at someone else's house

After eating that Mexican, I had to take a mortinsk.

by alfonso August 11, 2004

moronize

The act of makin someone (or something) a moron, one moron more on earth

What happens to you when lookin at MTV

Bush moronizes all those American crackers with his retarded speech

My sister got moronized last night. She watched that Brad Pitt´s shit during 6 hours!

by Yo Daddy, bitch! February 10, 2005

mortis deveia

a rad melodic death metal band with members from Lawrence MA and Derry NH

"dude, did you catch Mortis Deveia's set?"

"yeah, they kicked ass!"

by TJ!!! October 8, 2007

moronicle

A single act by an single individual that normally isn't given to acts of incredible stupidity.

I've never seen such an intelligent person pull a hot pan out of an oven without a mitt before. What a moronicle.

by Paul Telesco October 13, 2007

moronin

When you wake up in the morning feeling like a complete dumbass

"I woke up dead to the world and had no idea I didn't lift up the toilet seat when I pee'd...definately having a moronin"

by MeLJ05 July 2, 2008

moronified

A person who used to be considered normal who has taken on the characteristics of the morons he hangs out with is said to be moronified.

Dave is really moronified now that he spends all his time with Pete and Joe.

by cardboard to death September 25, 2009

Mootits

A fat chick with saggy tits.

Guy 1: "MOOTITS!!!"
Guy 2: "Where?"
Guy 1: *points* "Right there, the fat one!"
Guy 2: "Eww, fucking gross."

by slipknot666x August 15, 2011