West Morgan High School

a school where they spend more money on the sad football team than bathrooms

I went to a real West Morgan High School.

by codename: codename January 26, 2017

Dexter Morgan

The act of wearing a condom and wrapping ones testicles and/or pubic region in cellophane before performing intercourse with their partner while she is on the menstrual cycle.

Man: Yeah, my girlfriend was on the rag, so I had to pull a Dexter Morgan.
Friend: That must have been like a murder scene.

by Demko1104 January 2, 2011

Captain Morgan That Shit

When you do the Captain Morgan Stance at random times and in random places usually for pictures.

Kristin: Hey Bailey look an old wooden boat here by the Dredge in Sumpter, ID.
Bailey: I'm going to Captain Morgan That Shit!!!!

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! January 19, 2009

The Morgan Freeman Theory

"The theory that everyone thinks and/or accepted that God looks like Morgan Freeman".

Used on the Colbert Report (reference to the movie Bruce Almighty)

I have recently fallen victim to The Morgan Freeman Theory

by JoeBee January 18, 2008

Piers Morgan

The twat down the corridor

'Piers Morgan was a twat, don't copy him'

by Hannacutebanana October 30, 2019

morgandi

An awesome guy who has sexy hair and suave shoes. Normally the coolest person in school. Likes to go to the "thinking corner". He might make a move there.

"that Morgandi has supa sexy hair!!"

by ziggy&sam February 21, 2009

morganitis

a cardiac condition which can lead to mechanical support and/or death. Usually requiring several "take back" operations.

This is Mr. Brown's 4th procedure after a bout of Morganitis.

by whodovudu June 4, 2018