Gabe Morales

A person who can’t see obvious things.

*runs into a pole* “Damn, I just pulled a Gabe Morales.

by GabeMoralesLover October 14, 2021

Apex Miracle

> the state of popping off in Apex Legends within a limited amount of time to play

"Alright, one quick game before I have to leave. Time for an Apex Miracle"

proceeds to drop a 20 bomb

by SweatyWraith April 5, 2022

Apex Miracle

An Apex Miracle is the weird situation of getting really good and winnable matches in Apex Legends upon playing within a limited amount of time. (For instance, you need to go to a party in like 1 hour and got time for like 2 games)

Playing with nearly unlimited time on the other hand will let you end up in matches with weird behaving teammates and unfairly strong oponents.

P1: *arriving at friends house*
P2: Hey man, how are you doing?
P1: Nice man, at home i just got an Apex Miracle!

by Tsoddy April 5, 2022

4/20 Miracle

Refers to April 20th, 2021 when former Minneapolis Police Officer Derek Chauvin was found guilty on three charges for the murder of George Floyd.

Person 1: A cop was held accountable?! How?
Person 2: It's the 4/20 Miracle.

by AnonACAB April 20, 2021

Morale Police

The Morale Police, the guardians of draconian working policies, deny all forms of amusement, smiling and entertainment to the working masses. With their slogan of "Morale, together we'll crack it!" they attempt to drain the workers of any happiness they may have.

Johnny:- "Wow Jimmy, I can't beleive there's no flying! Maybe they'll send us home early!"
Jimmy:- "I do hope so Johnny, That would make me most happy!"
Morale Police:- "You two, go and do this pointless task that I've thought up just to keep you at work longer"

by Stu Moss January 22, 2007

Miracle

Miracle she can be very crazy at times, she gets mad easily but she'd warn you before she gets mad... She's a sexual goddess she'd make you drip and leave you asking for more. She's often shy at first but as you get along you'll realize that she's a bitch

Boy: I had a great time with that lady today
Other boy:I bet she's a miracle
Boy: how do you know?

by chubby classic February 5, 2020

Monday Night Miracle

From the Monday night Football game on October 23, 2000. In which the NY Jets came back in the forth quarter scoring 30 point to defeat the Miami Dolphins, with a final score of 40-37. The term is used to describe a complete turn around of events to lead to a completely different out come than what was expected.

The penis was dead after have sex twice, then I popped a Viagra and it had a Monday Night Miracle as I laid in to her again.

by Hank1972 October 3, 2011