Hitler Moustache

Pubic hair shaved in the shape of Der Fuhrer's moustache.

"Spread your legs and let my penis invade the Poland of your Hitler moustache!"

by creedmoor June 11, 2006

Mustache Cop

A police officer that shoots first, and asks questions later. A common expression for gamers in Halo 3 playing the 'Cops & Robbers' gametype.

"Yo Murphy watch out for Spartan93, he's a damn mustache cop."

by Master Jumper April 23, 2008

Mustache Trumpet Man

That guy on the trumpet music book who wants to "entice" you with his trumpet music.
He will say that his 'trumpet' is big, but its not.

P: "Hey guys, let's look at all these books!"
B: "What's this one"
J: "OMAGOSH, IT'S A CREEPY MUSTACHE TRUMPET MAN!!!!!!!!!1"
P: "It looks kinda like my dad"

Everyone stare at P

by AwesomeSexyPants December 7, 2011

Lemmys Moustache

Lemmy Kilmister is the bass player and lead vocalist from the NWOBHM (New Wave Of British Heavy Metal) band Motorhead. Lemmys Moustache/Sideburns, also knowen as "The Lemmy" is a well knowen trademark of his, and has become a legend itself, just like its owner.

There are 2 legends from the band Motorhead, Lemmy Kilmister, and his Moustache/Sideburns.

"Have you seen Lemmys Moustache? Its AWESOME"

by nz metal head December 6, 2006

Porn Mustache

thick bushy mustache, rounded on the edges, commonly found on pornstars.
Commonly referred to as a porn stache

Jonny grew up and now can grow a porn mustache nearly as great as Tom Sellck's.

by kablarghhhh August 4, 2012

March Mustache Madness

A month long celebration of the mustache held in the month of march. Mustaches of all types are encouraged.

Guy:" Hey, what's with the mustache?"
Man:" It's March Mustache Madness dumbshit!"

by Charlie knows more than you December 9, 2008

moustache rodeo

1.The act of performing cunnilingus on a female, preferably under a deuce and a half (to avoid suffocation), as she sits on the males face and waves her right arm in a circle and screams "Whoooo, doggy!" like roping cattle in a rodeo.
2. The second album from the band Hoodwinked.

In preparation for the moustache rodeo she shaved her hairy snatch so I didn't have to pick pubes out of my teeth.

by Leon Phelps July 18, 2003