Morning Marsh

Waking up aroused. (f)

OH SHIT I WAS THINKING OF GOOD SHIT AND MY SHITS ALL SHITTY NOW GUYZ. MORNING MARSH.

by snizzletz July 11, 2011

morning wood club

It’s exactly what you think it is. Anonomous gay encounters in the morning. Get On -- Get Off -- Get Out.

I said I had an early meeting, but it was actually a meeting with some morning wood club wood.

by miriaminblue August 17, 2011

Morning Mildew

The female equivalent of "Morning Wood".

"I (Kali) woke up one morning to a puddle of morning mildew and wondered what I could have fantasized about the night before."

by DROYFRESH September 29, 2011

Peyton Mooning

When a man backs his spread ass cheeks into someones face and slaps them with his testicles.

I'm going commando for some quick strike peyton mooning.

by hairgun August 29, 2016

Ant-Manning

Starting anal while flaccid but expanding after entry

Paul Rudd and Josh Brolin were recently seen Ant-Manning on the set of Avengers Endgame.

by Jason Howlett March 23, 2019

morning bullet

The female equivalent of morning wood.

This term is slang and refers to a female erection upon waking up in the morning. These erections are perfectly normal and occur when neurological stimulators cause blood to flow into the clitoris during REM sleep. This ensures that oxygen is properly delivered to the clitoris and helps keep clitoral tissue healthy.

Luckily for girls, morning bullets are incognito.

by 4H-Babe January 12, 2012

Morning After Dump

The name for the process in which you have a big bowel movement after a long night of drinking

I woek uip at that party and had a huge morning after dump

by APfromMSP July 7, 2005