Monitor Tan

Someone who is very pale because during the summer months, they spend all of their time inside, usually in front of a television or computer monitor instead of enjoying themselves in the sun like everyone else. Everyone else darkens out in the sun, while said insider will stay pale because their only form of light is from a screen.

I cant believe Mike won't come to the beach with us! He said he'd rather stay at home and work on his monitor tan. What a loser.

by TangClock August 18, 2009

monica

An awesome girl! that´s always listening to music and wishing to find her dream boy..
unpredictable, likes to do crazy things , out of this world girl, she is the best girlfriend a boy can ask 4. has a messy hair that makes her look smoking HOT!

dude #1:look at her she´s always sitting there day dreaming.
dude #2 : yeah that´s monica..i wish i´m the one she´s day dreaming of!

by there is hope in neverland..:D June 13, 2009

monica lewinsky

Also known as "Lewinsky"

1. Anyone thoroughly educated in human oral hygene

2. An industrial suction cup (sucking something with a lot of power) ... 'cos like, Clinton had a lot of powe... nevermind

Oh man, I'm still raw - she gave me a proper Lewinsky ...

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

monocoitus

A classy, pseudo-scientific term for masturbation.

My girlfriend was out of town, so I did a little monocoitus last night.

by Philly Rodent January 3, 2009

Manicorn

Man bun worn at the front of the head, just above the forehead. Resembles a unicorn horn.

Yo bro, that manicorn is super tight.

by Klabanator June 8, 2018

Monaco

The place where Sherlock and Sherlady get married.

M: "The aesthetics of Monaco match the wedding I had planned."

by _wordknowhow March 11, 2021

Monica

An angel,a beautiful, smart , loving,warm hearted,caring ,sweet,and amazing girl that about every guy wants a girl like her she is strong and independent she knows how to make a guy fall in love with her by just looking at her , she is unique and one of a kind

She's beautiful and amazing I bet it's a Monica

by Lonewolf9353 March 19, 2017