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MONGOOSE

A godly salute to comrades. Usually pitched in a high tone, while screaming louder than ur mom last night.
Also, this word is a different way of saying the french term for "Hello" (Bonjour). It just sounds kinda the same.

(p.s its an inside joke). Another way of saying it could be bounjou.
when teacehr walks in u say: "MONGOOSE MISSS"
by the_jobless_mallu May 29, 2021
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slapping the mongoose

violently masturbating. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by shaking it.
I was slapping the mongoose last night and my dick hurt so much afterwards.
by jimmy dragon slayer 112 May 17, 2018
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Mongoose impression

A degenerate bonding ritual where one friend slaps the other full across the face—hard enough to knock the dignity loose—and growls, “Do your best mongoose impression.” The victim, now trembling and shame-charged, contorts their body like a hairless ferret having a nervous breakdown in a sock drawer. Bonus points if they hiss, writhe, or emit a sound somewhere between a squeal and a suppressed moan.

Usually carries a deeply uncomfortable sexual undertone—like someone dared Gollum to seduce a Subway sandwich artist. Equal parts frail, twitchy, and submissively eager, the mongoose impression is less of an act and more of a descent into greased-up, wide-eyed desperation.
"We're at Olive Garden, right? Outta nowhere, Jake slaps Trevor so hard his breadstick flies across the booth, then whispers, ‘Do your best mongoose impression.’ Trevor locks eyes with the waiter, arches his back, and starts chittering like a horny squirrel in heat. They comped our meal out of fear."
by Floyd11 June 20, 2025
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angry mongoose

The "Angry Mongoose" is when you are engaged in Anal intercourse and you roughly slide your middle+index finger of both hands in the Ass region as well.....
"Awe man, i was ramming that chick so hard, and then i gave her the Angry Mongoose
by DL December 8, 2018
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Canadian Mongoose

An aggressively sexual man/woman who enjoys sucking on toes and fingers. Usually identifies as a bisexual.
“That Canadian Mongoose sucked me off so good last night. I nutted 3 times”
by DustanStrokez420 August 31, 2022
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Hairy as a mongoose

Someone that has more hair on their body than normal.
She didn't shave her legs all winter so she was hairy as a mongoose!
by Maddogg radio December 15, 2023
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Mongoose Moaner

Mum doesn’t snore but when she is by herself in the room she is a mongoose moaner and drops the glass thing
by Aussie cobber September 3, 2022
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