brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.

Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.

by Blossomtea August 6, 2020

mondo

the best butter you can get

person a: mm this butter is really good! where is it from?
person b: it’s mondo butter

by nagitokomaedaofficial August 5, 2021

mondo fu fu-ness

describes an action or event as crazy or insane, but can also be used to describe something as stupid, idiotic, make-up or wrong

"But she said that you guys were like total BFFs!" said Brittany

"OMG That is total mondo fu fu-ness!!!!" said Tiffany

by life form from planet zeron January 1, 2009

Mondo

The act of getting hit below the belt

"You just got Mondoes by my dog!"

by LorthrusCain November 23, 2022

Mondo Guac

A secret codeword used by kids to warn others that someone is walking up who shouldn't hear what they are talking about. Such as a teacher, a snitch, or the person being talked about.

person 1: dude that party was nuts last night

person2: I know bro i was so drunk i even...

person 1 : Mondo Guac!!

teacher: hey boys hows it goin

by hihungryimdad May 2, 2023

Mondo

SEXY AS HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
the most amazing, sexy, dtf, smart person you will ever meet and he has a big .............................. BRAIN GET YO MIND OUT THE GUTTER.

Mondo is sooooooooo fine

by hejdjgosxh January 10, 2022

Mondo Coolioso

Hawaiian for "major douchebag". Pronouced "cool-e-o-so".

Guy 1: John's a fucking tool.
Guy 2: Yeah he's a real Mondo Coolioso.

by Mondo Coolioso May 7, 2011