Monchhichi

Adj. Used to chide someone about thick body hair, especially back hair (done lovingly, of course).

Ew! Get your sweaty monchhichi back away from me!

by T. Spangler September 30, 2005

Fu Manchu Mustache

The absolutely faggiest mustache ever invented. 99.9% of people who sport these are redneck gaymen.

I know a gay redneck man named Charles, aka. "Brokeback Charles" who sported a Fu Manchu Mustache, cowboy hat and a pick-up truck. When he wasn't in the oilfield he loved to leer at all the straight married men and children. He gave me the creeps!

by Miguela- December 13, 2009

manchurian gasmask

When a human of male genitalia precedes to insert the testacies into the mouth, while simultaneously encompassing the victim's nose with one's rectum cavity, and finally proceeds to let off a stinky fart.

After seeing Tim Allen in 'Christmas with the Kranks', it would be awesome to sneak into his house while he's sound asleep, then MANCHURIAN GASMASK him... but that would suck if he bit off your balls.

by Conor McGill April 30, 2006

poo manchu

when a woman has a bearded asshole strongly resembling the mustache and goatee of a chinese wiseman.

yo I was just about to eat her asshole when I was stared in the face by her poo manchu

by jman31 February 21, 2009

Moschusochsenpüree

a german word that means mashed musk ox. it is used for being random.

Moschusochsenpüree ist lecker (is tasty)

by Cheesus81 June 30, 2009

Monchichi Demon

a short person who isnt short enough to be a dwarf of midget and is puportioned like a normal human being rather than short arms and legs with a big head, looks exactly normal except hella small (usually 5ft or so)

girl 1: ah! i hate midgets!!
girl 2: dude that not a midget thats a monchichi demon

by poprock November 19, 2009

Monch

The disgusting noise made by chewing with ones mouth open.

Dude, quite your monching.

by Luke McCarthy November 3, 2008