Moldy closet

A dirty, or stinky butthole

1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet.

2: Baby, your hygiene sucks! I can smell the moldy closet, a foot away!

by CircleJ September 26, 2023

moldy priest

When a Catholic priest has to resort to having sex with a legal age adult

I couldn't find any of the choir boys, so I had to do a quick Moldy Priest

by Asstroman June 19, 2016

Moldy

The grade 9s

“The grade nines are so moldy!”

by not a grade 9 thank the lord June 2, 2021

moldy cherry

When you take the virginity of someone who REAKS

“I took his virginity, but he hadn’t showered in weeks, it was a really moldy cherry”

by imp-00 December 7, 2022

Moldy Donut

The Moldy Donut is a sex position in which you have to engage in missionary because that bitches asshole is stinky af.

Person 1: "Damn bru I finally got with that Latina last night"
Person 2: "Oh shit fr how did yall freak"
Person 1: "We had to do it in Moldy Donut cause she had some dingleberries hanging on for dear life ykwim"

by Craigs ankle moniter March 28, 2024

Moldy Kebab

A very old musty/crusted and or diseased male genitalia.

Did ya see that dude at the bath house, worst Moldy Kebab I've ever seen.

by Packet-Collector September 20, 2021

Moldy meat curtains

Old pussy been torn up

That old lady had moldy meat curtains

by Moldy meat curtains November 26, 2017