moldy croissant

A dick infected with Std and has erectile dysfunction.

Oh shit you have the moldy croissant. Stay the fuck awqy from me

by Djcannon April 3, 2017

Moldy meat curtains

Old pussy been torn up

That old lady had moldy meat curtains

by Moldy meat curtains November 26, 2017

moldy priest

When a Catholic priest has to resort to having sex with a legal age adult

I couldn't find any of the choir boys, so I had to do a quick Moldy Priest

by Asstroman June 19, 2016

Moldy Hole

When a fat chick masturbates with a cheese stick.

Brad :"Yo I ate bitch out, it tasted like cheese"

Kyle : "Dude, she's got a moldy hole that's why."

by Jews R Us January 3, 2017

moldy poopoo

Joe Biden’s new nickname. Because he is an ugly old fart. An old piece of crap and his presidency will be shite.

I just saw moldy poopoo on Television giving a speech.

by WorseThanHitler November 26, 2020

you fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney

A roast meant to expose someone and destroy their career

Me: You fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney.

You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...

by ThisisntUKstfu February 1, 2021

moldy cookie

a molded cookie that will give u an infection inside of the eyes, stomach, heart, and sometimes feet. it can also cause lung damage. it can be spreader easily by touch of lips, fingers, and even poop or pee. lol.

o em gee i got MOLDY COOKIE! I want u to have it too bozo! 🤣😈🥶

by bloblover.28839293938827392882 April 30, 2021