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Cock Mock

Making fun of a guy's cock, or lack thereof, usually because it's too small or can't get hard.
Girl to Another: We should totally cock mock Kenny if we run into him tonite. He only has 4 1/2".

Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?

Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.

Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!

Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.
by sarasplayroom.com June 13, 2010
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Mock shock

An insincere expression of disbelief.
The waitress expressed mock shock that our food had not arrived yet.
by forty day mike August 26, 2013
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mockendickery

To prolong a conversation for the sake of waisting time while being a jerk about it.
Sorry I was late. My mom knew I was in rush so she went all mockendickery about me forgetting to take out the trash.
by Big Pappa 4487 June 29, 2015
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Ass mocassin

When you put your foot up somebodys ass and wear them like a slipper.
I'm so mad, I should make him into an ass mocassin.
by morrigan aria November 19, 2007
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Mr. Mocho

A sexy man who walks around Harrington Park New Jersey with his best friend Ron Jeremy hitting on girls and scoring chicks everyday. Also likes doing the Boggy fist pump with his Uncle Rodgers. His favorite words is raunchy and Fuck You Helaine
Mr. Mocho plz don't rape Choi
by Brian Bullion December 28, 2013
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MoCo

1) Montgomery County, Maryland. In it;s location right next to DC, it has DC's violence in some parts, while it also has the richness of Orange County California.

2) Home to many of the 2002 sniper shootings.

MoCo is only used for Montgomery County Maryland. If you use it to define some other Montgomery County, I will personally jump you.
Let's all visit MoCo for some fun fun fun!
by Emily April 13, 2005
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Mockup

In manufacturing and design, a mockup, or mock-up, is a scale or full-size model of a design or device, used for teaching, demonstration, evaluating a design, promotion, and other purposes. A mockup is called a prototype if it provides at least part of the functionality of a system and enables testing of a design.
I wanted to mockup my civic with my new "vtec" sticker to see how much horsepower I would gain.
by Envious III August 6, 2010
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