kitten mittens

when you get pissed off at a cat and make mittens out of it

bob:what are those mittens made out of
jon:bitch thease are kitten mittens everyone needs a pair
bob:barf

by mike gallo August 15, 2006

nigger mittens

Hands, usually palms of large proportion

My brother doesn't have big hands but compared to me, he has nigger Mittens

by Jonathan Fourtwenty Blaze August 30, 2016

crotch mittens

To provide temporary relief whilst having cold hands; it is the use of a crotchal area, usually ones own, to use said crotch as a radiating heat source to envelope and warm ones hands.

Robyn's fingers were so cold from the blistering Chicago winter that she asked her boyfriend "do you have any gloves I can borrow?" Paul said "No", but suggested to Robyn "why don't you just stick your hands down your crotch for warmth, or better yet use mine as crotch mittens."

by Crusher33 March 7, 2010

hows your mittens

a saying used to piss of your opponent whilst playing COD4

person 1 "hows your mittens"
person 2 "shut the f up"

by sheeno7 July 6, 2008

Soggy Mittens

When you shove both hands up a females vagina/Anal/Pisshole to keep them warm, usually sleeptime but can be during intercourse in winter or cold conditions.

Hey babe, can I warm my Soggy Mittens up in your hole?

by NoblessJohnny October 20, 2010

Bitch mittens

When you're running wide open trying to complete a goal or event, or even go to a party, one of your buddies decides to not show up and is scared of fun.

Jesus, Scott, get your bitch mittens off and try to have some fun once in a while!

by Kingsly9 February 23, 2017

Bitch Mittens

A perjorative term for regulation boxing gloves, especially in the context of bare-knuckle pugilism.

This is a real boxing bout- no Bitch Mittens allowed.

by The_JDH November 5, 2012