mississippi mistake

When giving birth the father cuts the umbilical cord with his teeth, also accidentally biting off some of the child's penis.

Friend 1: dude bobs dick is so small!

Friend 2: hey man give him a break I hear he was a mississippi mistake, it's not his fault!

by kins.webb February 2, 2015

jan Misali

Mitch's name in toki pona. It's also his youtube name.

Guy 1: Hey, do you know jan Misali?
Guy 2: Nope, never heard of that.
Guy 1: You should check out his videos!

by w1kee June 6, 2020

mistake on the lake

slang term used for the city of Cleveland , OH .

We went over to mistake on the lake to hit up the rock and roll hall of fame .

by wfuk97 October 20, 2008

mistake in the ass

n. a combination of pain in the ass and mistake. sometimes an occurrence is a pain in the ass but was still worth the time and effort involved. a mistake in the ass is not one of these occurrences.

after i got done at work, it took me an hour to drive through rush hour traffic so i could vote before the polls closed. that was sure a mistake in the ass.

by 2wm June 17, 2011

Sistahs before Mistahs

The female version of Bros Before Hoes. The unwritten law that female friends come before the male friends.

Jeannie: Why are you not coming to the party again?
Laurie: 'Cuz I met this sweet dude the other night.
Jeannie: <shaking head sadly> Sistahs before Mistahs, girl.

by SJB July 29, 2008

big mistake

a phrase that internet tough guys like to use when describing the pivotal moment in their (made up) story.

No one talks shit to my face, no one.

One time a guy swung on me at the poker table, big mistake.
I picked him up and slammed him, grabbed his heel and was about to come down with a haymaker Fedor style when he said "Ok I quit".

by internettoughgeyser May 1, 2009

Mista Penguin

A "Mista Penguin" is an extremely good looking and sweet guy. He is compassionate and cares about the well being of other people. He is like a penguin with how dedicated he can become to somone he loves and he would most likely become a devoted and loving father someday.

He has a wide variety of talents that no one else possesses. He's kind of like a superhero and nothing ever bothers him. He so cool and laid back that even if a bomb was going off just listening to him talk would be like sitting by the ocean drinking banana smoothies.

person 1: "Danny asked me to marry him!"

person 2: "For all he's worth, he better be Mista Penguin"

by MizzEverest August 23, 2011