misclean

A sensation. The feeling of ants parading around one's rectum.

Good lord! Are there ants on my anus or did I just misclean?

by Phondookee July 8, 2005

miscarriage cannon

a direct uppercut to the lower uterus delivering a wave of immense trauma to the fetus' area of occupance in order to execute an abortion

I got my b**** prego so i gave her a miscarriage cannon

by Craig Lacourse January 2, 2009

miscrap

Often referred to as "The Miscrap", This is the mishap of craps, and happens when you get the feeling that you sort of have to take a shit but not really and your mind tricks you into walking to the bathroom to sit on the toilet only to find yourself struggling to take a shit when you really don't have to, which unfortunately leads to never taking a shit, and therefor there is no need to wipe your ass. the most important act about the miscrap is when you finally get up and feel the stupidity of trying to take a shit for that useless five minutes, you have to think or say to yourself "Damn, i just had a miscrap."

Victim- "Hey guys, hold on a sec, I think i might have to shit before we go."

Guys-"Alright man, get that shit out the way before we hit the road."

Five minutes later......

Guys-"Hey, how was your shit, did it feel good?"

Victim-"Nahhh, False alarm, I had a miscrap."

Guys-"Ughhhhh, THE MISCRAP"

by Draggggs May 9, 2011

miscalculated 69

Where you end up having sex because dopey fuckwits like yourself don't know that 6 and 9 are the opposite way around

I was born due to a miscalculated 69

by MacSki December 20, 2013

miscredit

To purposely or erroneously give credit for a work or quote to a person other than the actual author, artist, or speaker.

"Honesty is the best policy" -- Jesus Christ
This is miscredited because there is no record of Jesus Christ saying this. The quote is actually credited to Benjamin Franklin.

Person A: "Smoke On The Water is my favorite Jimi Hendrix song!"
Person B: "That song is not by Jimi Hendrix... It's by Deep Purple"

by WerriamMebster December 24, 2013

Miscellaneous dick problem

A woman in a relationship that likes to sleep around with various men.

Bob just found out his wife has a miscellaneous dick problem when he came home from work early.

Jenny let the football team run a train on her, she really has a miscellaneous dick problem.

by CJR8402 May 3, 2014

Miscarriage Mike

A terrible mistake or disaster

Omg I can’t believe she got rid of miscarriage mike

by Meme lords October 18, 2018