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Often referred to as "The Miscrap", This is the mishap of craps, and happens when you get the feeling that you sort of have to take a shit but not really and your mind tricks you into walking to the bathroom to sit on the toilet only to find yourself struggling to take a shit when you really don't have to, which unfortunately leads to never taking a shit, and therefor there is no need to wipe your ass. the most important act about the miscrap is when you finally get up and feel the stupidity of trying to take a shit for that useless five minutes, you have to think or say to yourself "Damn, i just had a miscrap."
Victim- "Hey guys, hold on a sec, I think i might have to shit before we go."

Guys-"Alright man, get that shit out the way before we hit the road."

Five minutes later......

Guys-"Hey, how was your shit, did it feel good?"

Victim-"Nahhh, False alarm, I had a miscrap."

Guys-"Ughhhhh, THE MISCRAP"
miscrap by Draggggs May 9, 2011
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When auto-correct on a mobile phone capitalizes a word after a period, then the user edits the sentence and forgets to un-capitalize the word.
I decided to edit my Facebook post, but my phone had capitalized the "w" on "we should do this again," and I forgot to change it back. It turned out: "I had fun, We should do this again." Bit of a miscap, there. Hope she isn't a grammar nazi.
Miscap by Alecsandyr February 9, 2013
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miscramble 

Scrambling a Rubik's Cube WRONG.

the incorrect spelling of misscramble,Miss Scramble, and mis-scramble
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Miscaped is a word used by many to describe their bong smoking level it is ranked at 10/10
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Miscaped by Gxxgn November 12, 2019

Mischaphobia 

The irrational fear of being hit by a clarinet from a woman named Mischa.
Nathan has Mischaphobia

Micraphone 

Micraphone is a poorly designed crappy microphone that can breaks easily
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Bob: you’re using that old crappy micraphone

Billy: okay I’ll throw it away and get a new one soon
micraphone microphone
Micraphone by Quasarius September 15, 2021

Mischaphobia 

The fear of being hit by a clarinet by Mischa
Nathan has Mischaphobia
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