minecraft
Minecraft
Minecraft
-A game that has been mostly taken over by 12 year olds that haven't hit puberty yet.
-An excuse that you use when your friends or parents ask what games you play.
-An excuse that you use when your friends or parents ask what games you play.
Troll:"GET GRIEFED NOOB"
Kid:"OMFG U FAG THAT TOOK ME HOURS TO BUILD"
Parent: Watcha playin'?
Billy: "Minecraft, now stfu and leave me alone"
Parent: "You're adopted"
Kid:"OMFG U FAG THAT TOOK ME HOURS TO BUILD"
Parent: Watcha playin'?
Billy: "Minecraft, now stfu and leave me alone"
Parent: "You're adopted"
Minecraft by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 16, 2016
Minecraft
Minecraft is a game where your imagination goes wild. You can build endless structures with redstone electric machines, from basic doors, to huge working TVs and computers. A small dirt house, up to a huge castle with working defenses and drawbridges. You can play in Creative, where you can fly and build endless structures. Or survival, where you survive the night from dangerous things, and actually, have fun.
"Did you know Minecraft sold over 32 million copies on PC/Mac alone?"
"Did you know Minecraft is less than the average $45 game, sitting at $30 for PC/Mac, $20 for Xbox/PS, and $7 for iOS and Android?"
"Did you know Markus Persson (the creator of Minecraft) left Mojang and came out with over $2.5 billion?"
"Did you know Minecraft is less than the average $45 game, sitting at $30 for PC/Mac, $20 for Xbox/PS, and $7 for iOS and Android?"
"Did you know Markus Persson (the creator of Minecraft) left Mojang and came out with over $2.5 billion?"
Minecraft by Dictonary King December 19, 2015
Minecraft
Minecraft
Minecraft by a person that hates minecraft November 2, 2020
Minecraft
A game where you endlessly place blocks wasting your life, time, and talent trying to make something good. Essentially, you're wasting 20$.
Person 1: Umm, sir, it has come to my attention that you've been playing Minecraft.
Person 2: Yeah, and?
Person 1: Did you know you could get a refund for such a worthless game?
Person 2: Well fuck you, Minecraft is awesome.
Person 1: Sir please calm down or we're going to have to restrain you!
Person 2: Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Room. NOW!
Person 1: That's it! Restrain him!
Person 3 and 4 restrain person 1 and knock him unconscious.
Person 1: Another brainless faggot down, several others to go.
Person 2: Yeah, and?
Person 1: Did you know you could get a refund for such a worthless game?
Person 2: Well fuck you, Minecraft is awesome.
Person 1: Sir please calm down or we're going to have to restrain you!
Person 2: Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Room. NOW!
Person 1: That's it! Restrain him!
Person 3 and 4 restrain person 1 and knock him unconscious.
Person 1: Another brainless faggot down, several others to go.
Minecraft by The typical neckbearded brony. December 7, 2014
Minecraft
minecraft sucks