Minecraft

A game that protects people from losing their virginity.

Minecraft saved me from doing 69!

by xIntensity November 8, 2019

Minecraft

A game commonly played by young children, adults, elders, pedophiles, and teenagers. It is based of an old game called NigNogMiner which was created by Jibbardi Allah Ackbarssain in 1988.

"my son played minecraft with a pedophile last night" "later they played MINEPORN"

by Tarun1sC00l June 6, 2018

Minecraft

(Adjective) If your day was Minecraft, that means you played Minecraft all day.

Bob: How was your day?
Jim: It was Minecraft! How was yours?

by fatherdickmas December 30, 2020

Minecraft

The best game for every age. A block game that lets you place blocks and kill a dragon for your eternal pleasure. You can also watch dream for his dream videos about viciously killing the dragon that was to remain at peace.

dream speedruns Minecraft your mom edition.

by ilovekillingdragons2 November 17, 2021

Minecraft

The most nostalgic game ever that brings back childhood memories.

Dear Minecraft,

Thank you for making us very excited -
*when we building a dirt house
*when we killed a mob
*when we got excited over finding a diamond ore

Thank you for making our childhoods the best ones we could ever had.

-A former Minecraft fan

by A Minecraft fan April 1, 2019

Minecraft

The best fucking game in the world

Hey Jeremy, want to play minecraft?

Hell yes.

by Ill vento d’oro July 25, 2020

Minecraft

The product of defecating in a toilet while simultaneously eating a meal.

Dude; are you Minecraft right now?

Yes I had to shit really bad but I was also hungry

by Bush February 14, 2023