minceing gel

The decades long collection of ones own smegma

"Hey wana smell my minceing gel"

by Dixynormus84 November 27, 2023

Minced Gita

A Man who Fucks Pies and pastries

Did you know that fell is a minced Gita

He has been Barred from all Greggs in East London

by anonymous January 29, 2021

Speed Mincing

A hybrid of sashe/shante speed walk in a very effeminate and/or swishy way. Almost job like but not quite. Usually accompanied by an appropriate form of headwear like a head or sweat band

To speed walk as if wearing a pair of invisible high heels.

Did you see Steve out the other night? He done a spot of speed mincing in the park while taking the dog for a walk

by jmacpaddy February 19, 2021

Mince-pie Girl

Blonde girl who looks this up thinking it means anything.

Oh that Emily is such a Mince-pie Girl

by GinsTheBest November 26, 2021

Minister of mincing

The Minister of mincing

Charlie is such a nice boy, when he walks it feels like he is the minister of mincing

by Shrewmac1 September 27, 2025

nanny mince

a meal cooked by the sexy Paula nanna Fox from peacehaven for her lovely boyfriend Paul for his tea in his caravan to give him the energy to make mad passionate love to her afterwards

"hello darling what's for tea ? " ive made nanny mince to give you the energy to sort my poom poom out later"

by mr cod June 2, 2023

Marvin mince

A man or woman with extreme erectile disfunction who only will be come erect if a George Edwards drawing in nearby.

He's a marvin mince.

by Max Mason June 9, 2023