spaff mining

what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg

james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support

by dave February 21, 2005

mining for gold

The act of picking one's nose.

He must be mining for gold!

by unclebiggin November 10, 2010

minging mullet

an inappropriate hair style deriving from mid-80s Essex (UK)

Look, there's another minging mullet.

Hey, i don't want another mullet like the minger you gave me last time!

Do you like my minging mullet?

by All Essex January 4, 2006

minginy

Slang word for another slang word. Meaning:That something is crap/beyond it's sell-by/of sqidgy texture or just doesn't meet standards.

1) Oi! Dave! this beer is well minginy
2) Yep, yer fish pond's all minginy, full o' gunk it is.

by MS XP user August 30, 2005

mininugg

a smaller than average, good looking girl. preferably 5 feet or shorter, but still totally bangable.

Damn, check out Betsy, such a mininugg.

by ng6290 March 15, 2010

Minbon

An absolute idiot.

Oi mark you minbon get your hairy arse over here.

by Biggest minbon February 18, 2020

mining away

Alright guys, I'm doing "Take On Me" now
Alright, ha-pa-ba-ba-ba
I, I really, I really like this song, it sounds good
Minin' away, I don't know what to mine
I'll mine this anyway in this Minecraft day
So beautiful, mine further down
What's that I found?
Mine diamonds (take on me)
Mine diamonds (take on me)
I'll mine them
So far I've got two
So easy to mine with my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels
Hopefully they stay in my Minecraft chests
So I'm gonna make a lock on it
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
I'll mine them
So far I've got two, ah
I'm alright, I'm ready
All these diamonds sittin' carefully away
I'm getting worried if they might get stolen (turn it off)
From my ender chest
Wait, who is that?
Holy sheep, it's Notch!
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
Now they're safe now
Now that they're safe now
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
Uh, uh, thanks
Thanks for listening guys and thanks for recommending this song

mining away

by play celeste plz plz May 19, 2022