Moof-Milker 

Any person who tries to fix that which is not broken. Usually, they will add unnecessary parts to the thing they are trying to fix, thus overly complicating and then breaking said thing.

Han Solo (in response to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon not working): Hey! Some moof-milker put a compressor on the ignition line.

Moof-Milker by SkubalaHead June 7, 2016

Benson Milker 

A milk chugging competition held at Trevecca Nazarene University.

Guy: Did you go to the Benson Milker?
Girl: Yeah man, they chugged 10 gallons total!

Benson Milker by bensonhallpresident February 13, 2023

milker nation 

A group of barely pubescent children who still breast feed from their mothers' bosoms, while spouting low intelligence commentary on geneology.

Even though milker nation did a good job exposing that Kirk fella, they still make me cringe.

milker nation by Bearbrained Schemer November 12, 2019

Milker 

A social event that involves chugging milk.

You should come to the Benson Milker! It’s gonna be so hype!

Milker by bensonhallpresident February 11, 2023

Simp Milker 

A woman who keeps taking gifts from a man she doesn't care about. Even though he is infatuated with her.

Roxanne is the biggest SIMP MILKER in the world. She's gonna take Doug for everything

Simp Milker by festerq105 February 24, 2022

Millersville 

A small parking lot in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, that is always filled. You will be charged over $100 a year to drive around this lot, but you will not find a space to park.

I had an easier time getting a parking spot black Friday at Walmart than I did at Millersville.

Millersville by screepy February 18, 2011

Clock Milker 

Someone who shows up to work and is completely unproductive, and spends countless hours looking up new definitions on urbandictionary.com.

"Greg" is a clock milker because he comes in everyday and spend hours 6-8 just surfing the web, still pulling the wool over his bosses eyes and taking home his payheck.

Clock Milker by S Wall September 24, 2005