milf

Short for "Mom I'd like to fuck".

See that hot mom? She's a milf!

by Andy November 26, 2004

MILF

The acronym; Mother I'd Like to Fuck.

"Damn, you see that hottie pushing the stroller?"
"Yeah, she's a MILF!"

by Barbie305 January 4, 2008

Milf Chocolate

Hot African American mother.

Hallie Berry is Milf Chocolate.

by Baellos June 4, 2010

MILF

M-I-L-F Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Damn she is one hot MILF.

by Ron August 5, 2003

milf-rattler

A golf term used to describe a shot hit out of bounds where there are houses. (Presumably containing milfs whose wealthy husbands are working to pay for the house on the golf course.)

"Looks like you hit a milf-rattler Dude, that shot definitely hit a house."

by kromar5 September 9, 2008

MILF Pussy

The BEST pussy you can ever get in your life! (Only a few lucky guys have really tasted it)
It usually has large puffy pink lips and fluffy hairs on top as it sits proudly between the white creamy thighs of a milf and it's smell is just intoxicating!
The puffy large ripe lips make you wanna dive inside it!
Also, the best pussy to eat out!
A girl's pussy wouldn't hold a candle to a MILF pussy!

"Damn bro, i saw my MILF neighbour Claire paint her toenails on the porch this morning, and while she had her leg up, i could see the cameltoe of her beautiful MILF pussy peeking from underneath!"

by AnimalPak September 6, 2009

milf

a very atractive mother that one would desire to engage in sexual intercourse with (see justin's mom)

Dude Justin's mom is such a milf! It's to bad she's a lesbian

by donkeypuncher June 7, 2005