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Microsoft Sam

The most common default text-to-speech voice on Microsoft Windows computers. MS Sam is often used to say funny words or to sound like a helicopter.

You may also know MS Sam from the YouTube series, Arby and the Chief; MS Sam plays Chief.
Classroom friend, Joe: "Hey Matt, watch this!"
Microsoft Sam: "Penis"
Classroom friend, Matt: "Hah! You made him say penis"
Teacher: "Hey! Who said penis?!"
by KenzelC April 10, 2010
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Microsoft Access

Pile of rotten garbage. May or may not actually work, but guaranteed to have large piles of rotten excrement tucked away in the corner that will explode when least expected.
Of course it blew up, it's Microsoft Access. Who knows what crap was lurking in it.
by Slacker Bob July 23, 2010
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microsoft customer support

A phrase that may be used to describe anything that does not exist.
"Dude, that unicorn is just like Microsoft customer support!"
by Herter1 February 15, 2009
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microsoft bob

An operating system made by Microsoft in 1995. Instead of a "desktop," it used a "room," where all your programs were objects lying around the room. It also had little talking characters (including a dog named Rover) which tried to give helpful advice but were usually just annoying. If you've never heard of it before, do a search on it or something.
Have you ever used Microsoft Bob? That talking dog is so f*cking annoying!
by a different name June 1, 2006
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Microsoft sam

a funny voice inside microsoft's Awesome XP.
If you type in ''soi'', its a roflcopter.
If you type in ''crotch'', you get Crowsnest.
its funny
Jim: Hey Tom, Bob, and Bill! Look at this!
Microsoft Sam: soi crotch soi crotch
Tom: ROFL
Bob: LMAO
Bill: ROFLMAOWEABSWWXFOTVBIIGTWXFANBISTSOOY!!!
by u2dvdbono August 26, 2010
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Microsoft Edge

Microsoft's new Chrome downloading tool. It downloads Chrome 2X as fast as Internet Explorer, Its preceeder
As soon as I installed Windows, I used The Microsoft Edge Chrome downloading tool to install Google Chrome
by DictionaryOfficial December 14, 2018
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Microsoft Word

write letterz n' shit, yo!
no example is needed, dude
by Link January 17, 2005
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