Michaela was sort of the problem child of her family. She lost her virginity at a young age to her first boyfriend and since her early experiences with sex she discovered she enjoyed both men and women equally.
person 1: ew, look it's Michaela
person 2: what a slut. how old is she anyways?
person 1: only 13.
person 2: ...
person 2: what a slut. how old is she anyways?
person 1: only 13.
person 2: ...
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A teenage (or old lady) asian or philipine cat lady who likes to masterbate and pick her nose. She is ADDICTED to facebook and loves to read your messages. She is a GREAT secret keeper and a good friend despite the masterbating picking nose thing. Everyone loves a Michaela!
by jessie<3armybrat November 14, 2011
Get the Michaela mug.An annoying dumbass who thinks she is so great but is a terrible actress and bad singer who got into Cowbelles because she is blonde and well-known from Phil of the Future. She isn't even pretty. And that AJ with her is annoying but not as bad as her. See teenybopper. Only stupid teenyboppers will ever like her. Emphasis on STUPID.
Alyson: I'm Alyson Michalka
Me: Oh, so you are that person on Cowbelles and Phil of the Future. In both you act like a spoiled brat who thinks she is so great but that is not acting. But for the parts that weren't like that your acting is SO fake. You can't even sing but they let you because you are famous. Go die.
Alyson: (confused) I'm so stupid and bratty I have never heard anything mean before. Since everyone loves me it must actually mean something nice. Thanks gullible adoring fan, I won't give you an autograph because I am ssooooo tired of being famous (not really, but I have to pretend like it because that is what all fabulous actresses like me do.
Me: You really are everything I called you.
Alyson: Thank you, but who said you have a right to talk to me?
Me: Definitely the stupid show-offy brat part.
Me: Oh, so you are that person on Cowbelles and Phil of the Future. In both you act like a spoiled brat who thinks she is so great but that is not acting. But for the parts that weren't like that your acting is SO fake. You can't even sing but they let you because you are famous. Go die.
Alyson: (confused) I'm so stupid and bratty I have never heard anything mean before. Since everyone loves me it must actually mean something nice. Thanks gullible adoring fan, I won't give you an autograph because I am ssooooo tired of being famous (not really, but I have to pretend like it because that is what all fabulous actresses like me do.
Me: You really are everything I called you.
Alyson: Thank you, but who said you have a right to talk to me?
Me: Definitely the stupid show-offy brat part.
by Carynne No. September 30, 2006
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A truly quirky girl. Constantly posting on her private story about how quirky and random she is when she is doing the most basic task. Also loves the gym and is always on the grind for a six pack.
by notaquirkygirlwaaaa123# June 2, 2020
Get the Michaela mug.A girl from Holbrook Massachusetts, Usually found hanging out with the usual Alexis or Sarah, sometimes she can be found with Bonnie. She has only had one boyfriend, His name is Devyn Carroll Brown. He is a black male at the age of 14.
He was also her first and only kiss.
She has recently become famous for sucking Michael Reichart's legendary penis.
He was also her first and only kiss.
She has recently become famous for sucking Michael Reichart's legendary penis.
Michaela: I want to ride Michael like a pony!
Alexis: EW.
Michael: YES, can I eat out your large buttocks?!
Michaela: Of course j00 can.
Alexis: EW.
Alexis: EW.
Michael: YES, can I eat out your large buttocks?!
Michaela: Of course j00 can.
Alexis: EW.
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