Mewing

A British slang term for jerking off.

"What are you doing bro?!"

"I'm mewing!"

by AxtralOnYT March 26, 2024

Mew

To make one’s jawline and facial structure appear pronounced, usually by placing the tongue on the roof of the mouth.

After Lisa’s month-long mewing streak her phone’s facial recognition stopped recognizing her new chiseled look.

by LaggyMcStab August 9, 2024

King of MeWe

A pathetic person who gives themselves a self proclaimed title on a website full of idiots. They are very sad and pathetic person for doing so.

Person 1: Did you hear that Bob said he is the King of MeWe?
Person 2: That guy is so sad.

by ButtManReturnofTheButt October 12, 2020

Mewing

Mewing is a way to change your jawline so that you look like a gigachad, it has also turned into a meme.

I've been Mewing for 3 years now, and the results are outstanding.

by youngboygaming March 4, 2024

a mew

that thing that you watch at night

nice a mew

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

Mewing

Mewing is a myth that high school band kids believe will make them more attractive. This is apart of the incel belief of "look maxxing" that involves taking basic care of yourself and thinking that looking hot will get you laid. Those that partake in Mewing are also often times not allowed within 100 feet of an elementary school

Incel: I've just started mewing and I'm already seeing results
Incel 2: Same, I can't wait for Stacy's to hop on my dick
Normal Person: You both are fucking dorks, go outside and interact with real people

by Ihaveasmallgock October 6, 2023

mew

Usually very fun loving and happy, slightly but they can have a dark side. (From my experience of course) . She might be emotional or very overprotective. calls every Alex person poopoo

*mew*

by alex the poopoo May 13, 2022