messy tophat

a sex act in which a guy gets certain bodily fluids spit up on his hair like shampoo
Man! That guy is so crazy, I hear he likes messy tophats!!!!
by notnops January 11, 2008
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pull a messi

Pulling a Messi: Just as his best dribbles on the pitch ... "pulling a Messi" refers to throwing a monumental tantrum and state that you'll never play again with the "national team or your club" after a big failure; and then after a little while, just to go back, with the tail between the legs, head down and stating that you were not serious and you will play again... "
"To pull a messi"
"Are you back with your ex? " -- "Yeah, I just "pulled a messi", and after a week or so I came crawling back to her."
by WordAsh September 04, 2020
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The Messy Jesse

When your fucking a chick in the ass and it packs too much air into her anatomical colo-capacity causing an atmospheric vacuum outside the stink rocket. Subsequently upon pulling out, the back pressure evacuates her larges intestine's contents and ends up atomized over half your bedroom.
"Dooooood, you landed the hott ass chick you were talking to at the party last night?"
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."
by bottomoftheshaftlova October 11, 2019
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Messy Tail

A furry who loves to eat human feces, or animals too who knows
Ey stop being a messy tail and stop eating that disgusting human filth
by Naji Paisen March 19, 2022
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Messy Anal

Anal sex in which the receiver shits.
Dude, I was rocking it with Stacy last night and she straight up hit me with Messy Anal! Never been so sick!
by Yesn't Homo June 28, 2018
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Messy Kitchen

To have a mess of baby hairs on the back of your neck and top of your forehead.
"Damn!!! Look at that females messy kitchen! She needs to fix them edges!"
by Ialreadyknow September 27, 2014
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Messy Alejandro

when someone slobbers all over their partners face when french kissing.
ahh man i gave my girl a messy alejandro and she LIKED it!
by SONOTWHOYOUTHINKITIS July 03, 2011
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