Merryneum

The bit between christmas day and new years eve, where you don’t know what day it is due to high levels of alcohol, chocolatr and turkey consumption. A play on perineum or the gooch of christmas.

What day is it? Who knows, we’re in the merryneum

by JessingtonLord December 14, 2021

Alabama Merry go round

When a person is fucking their sister in the ass and during intercourse they spin their sister on their dick like a merry go round.

I got drunk performed an Alabama merry go round on my sister last night.

by phatman704 February 20, 2021

merry chickens

A stupid way to start a conversation. Derived from the popular saying 'merry christmas' it originated in Australia and is still used there to this day.

Hey
Merry Chickens
Fuck you
Fine piss off then

by $horty March 21, 2003

merry crisis

A word to describe on how terrible a year was durring christmas

Person 1: merry crisis!
Person 2: whuh

by Toadwithafedora December 25, 2020

Dirty Merry

Someone who is of non-slut demeanor, who will rock your socks off with their secret kinky-ness. Or someone who carries a revolver and will end your life without hesitation.

Shes no ordinary freak, man! She's a dirty merry!

by Luna666 June 24, 2019

bloody merry

British term for "damn happy"

"Are you OK?"
"I'm bloody merry!"

by Anonymous January 29, 2003

Merry Clitmas

A sexual position in which the man (or dyke) shits aggressively on a pecan swirl, generously lathering it. The woman then sticks it in her clitoris and sings Merry Clitmas until she cries. This is repeated until one person busts a creamy load.

Jon couldn’t bust so Merry Clitmas lasted until August!

by CranberryCretin September 17, 2020