what the merp

Its like "what the fuck" but when you want to be silly and goofy

Person 1: Dude I accidentally just locked us out
Person 2: Ugh, what the merp, man!

by geezerpleaser69 November 9, 2023

Merp

Descriptive word for a male who is awkward and indecisive towards women.

Will is merp when he is talking to Bri

by sporty14 January 19, 2024

Merp

Created by the East Coweta Cross Country Varsity Girls team, Merp simply means Merp. There is no definition. Merp means Merp.

Varsity Girl: “MERP!”
The Other Varsity Girls: “MERP!”

by rchlxc December 9, 2023

Merp

Created by the ECXC Varsity Girls Team, Merp means Merp. There is no definition. Merp simply means Merp.

Varsity Girl: “MERP!”
The other varsity girls: “MERP!”

by rchlxc December 9, 2023

merp

a gojo kinnie. need i say more? /hj

my buruzza, a chaotic friend, fun to talk to, fun to play games with

merp play genshin with me

by yotasukei July 22, 2021

Merp

To do something to the absolute best that it can possibly be done

"I'm about to merp the fuck out of this shit"
"Merpin this scalp rn"
"I'm about to merp this hoe"

by Iwantlemonpepperwings August 4, 2021

Merped

To do something so legend you merped it, can also be used as "merp" or "merpin

"I just merped this level"

by Iwantlemonpepperwings August 9, 2021