Merlemerized

A unique blend of joy, tremors, and euphoria that takes over one's body when in the presence of Merle Haggard, or his music. Many fans have reported tremor like shakes when seeing the outlaw singer live, and have also noted that the effects can last up to 4 hours. It's a truly refreshing feeling that can make the loneliest of country fan feel on top of the world.

Yo Dave! I just got "The Best of Merle Haggard" on vinyl and was completely merlemerized when the needle hit the groove.

Nice work, dude! Did "Okie From Muskogee" get those hairs on your neck to stand up?

Yeah, every God damn one of 'em.

by Trapper Schoepp December 30, 2009

Merle

An overly large penis.

Guy: Hey girl, you ready to do it? *whip's it out*

Girl: WOW, Now that's a Merle

by sumyung April 18, 2010

Mergie

tubgirl skank A woman who participates on message boards who makes every effort to be as offensive to others as possible.

Gawd, our new member is such a Mergie.

by PeePeeDance April 16, 2005

Cold Merle

The act of taking ones bowel movement and freezing it, then once frozen using it as a masterbatory aid.

Cold Merle is not limited to solid movements. A loose stool can be put into a condom then with the end being tied off, can then be frozen and also used for ones personal pleasure tool.

Other names include, stool tool, shit stick, poo sickle.

Janet loves a cold Merle on a hot summers day.

by MurphBerg December 31, 2009

Mercier

The act of hitting two homeruns in a single game of baseball

how was your game today...It was sick, we beat them 15-0 I had a Mercier

by Ozcorp July 15, 2006

Merleize

To bust a full load into a pussy.(1) aka Cum inside a girl without pulling out with no protection.

I merleized her last night dude.

I couldnt find a condom so I just merleized

by Merleizor December 18, 2009

Marlie Chaus

Someone who doesn't let you copy off them in a test.

Gui Lo 1: Marlie Chaus let me copy off you!
Marlie Chaus: No.

by Prime Worshipper March 29, 2017