Shawn Mendes rizz

You'll be needing stitches, because you get no b*tches

Man's got that Shawn Mendes rizz and that goofy ah haircut.

by Hoboblokin June 17, 2023

mending

a Minecraft treasure enchantment that is easily gotten from the librarian villager

dude it took me almost an hour to get a mending villager ugg

by mending August 24, 2022

Wreck a mended

A girl who is really loose but still get fucked

Becky is a wreck a mended but even tho shes fucked so many people id still smash

by Og savage February 20, 2017

shawn mendes

the hottest man ever to walk on the face on the earth. anyone should be grateful to live at the same time of this hottie, it is not normal and physically impossible for anyone to look like him hes to talented, my husband can perform and GODAMN HE CAN SING (if you don't belive me listen to piece of you specifically 2:23, teach me how to love, i dont even know your name) literally anything he touches is a masterpiece. hes jawline is on another level literally that can kill you. my baby gets so much hate for being too good that people are jealous of him for being to amazing. my golden retrivier is mine so you people back off. (if you want to go to his concerts when he comes out again please know more songs than stitches before you say your a fan buddy boy)

omg its a golden retrievier it must be shawn mendes

by holly_is_a_mirror May 2, 2024

Shawn Mendes

The cutest, most talented, sweetest and hottest human alive. Moreover he's adorable

Omg he's Shawn Mendes....(imagine whatever u want)

by Una servidora May 14, 2017

Shawn Mendes

a guy who can't release another album

Justin beiber cant be Shawn Mendes

by zebra?! September 8, 2020

MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.

I cast mend butt crack!

by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024