jawn mendes

its like shawn mendes but like 400x better because its actually just a furcorn from my singing monsters.

"daaa daa dadaddaaaaa" -jawn mendes

by john mendes November 11, 2022

least said, soonest mended

a difficult situation will be resolved more quickly if there is no more discussion of it.

"It's best to follow the advice of 'least said, soonest mended' and not rehash the same disagreements we've been over multiple times. Let's focus on finding a constructive solution rather than dwelling on past mistakes."

by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025

mend a bone

To facilitate the docking of two penis' as a third party, assuming direct manual control.

"I can't come over and bake cookies after school, because I'm helping Raul and Giorgio mend a bone"

by captainbohemia August 21, 2019

MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.

I cast mend butt crack!

by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024

mend his ways

Improve one's behavior

Threatened with suspension, Jerry promised to mend his ways.

by Motanul13 October 30, 2015

Shawn Mendes

The most perfect person alive, he’s an amazing person the deserves the world and has amazing vocals & songs I would recommend listening to ‘higher’ or ‘mercy’ if you’ve never listened to him before

Shawn Mendes is actually amazing

by Gayperson June 24, 2022

Shawn Mendes

Hes literally god
His the best person in the word
He loves dogs, specially his dog called Tarzan. You will be impressed by his music and also his muscles! Did u ever looked at his arm? JUST WOW!

So yeah Shanw Mendes is God

Girl: Omg you are so Shawn Mendes today!

Boy: THANKS U THATS SUCH A COMPLIMENT I WISH I WAS HIM

by Evie.Black:) November 22, 2021