Melvin Balls

A man of class and high intelligence, often associated with a particular discipline of scientific research. Is married to a Kollywood movie star.

Student 1: "Hey, who's class do you have?"
Student 2: "It's Dr. Melvin Balls..."

by Melvin Balls October 13, 2021

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Whomping Melvin

verb. When you take a long hard shit, freeze it, shove it into your girlfriend's vagina while she is on her period, remove it, ejaculate on it, then freeze it again. Remove this period blood cum covered shit from the freezer and serve it for dinner to your in-laws at the next holiday dinner, preferably Christmas dinner.

I don't think I left a good impression on my girlfriends parents when I did the Whomping Melvin

by Erock182 August 5, 2009

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eric melvin

Extremely sexy punk rocker who is best known for playing guitar in the band NOFX.

Wish I could fuck Eric Melvin

by Dude March 10, 2004

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melinda

A substance known as pie.

Yum i had some nice apple melinda today.

by panda warrior July 29, 2006

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melina perez

The hot wrestler chick that does her split entrance; dumped John Morrison, went out with Batista, left him and went back to dating John Morrison. Oh yeah, she screams a lot.

Wow! You can do a split almost as good as Melina Perez!

by RickQ August 9, 2009

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