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A very special human being from the country of Poland, even though, this person is physically incapable of locating the country of Poland on a map. These people have also a very good skill in learning languages as they can usually only swear in polish, speak like an illiterate in english and cannot put a complete sentence in spanish even though they have been learning it for five years. They like mocking people called "Rodwin" that they have 2 fathers, even though, they have been repeating this joke for well over a century. They also like very white women with big booties.
by SmartBois May 26, 2021
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Get the Maximilian Elizaitis mug.Picking up a butterface at a house party but being embarrassed to be seen by by your buddies, so you take her outside on the downlow to bang her in your car only to too late realize that she was on her period and bled all over the interior of your Nissan Maxima... thus earning your new car it’s Red Wings
No way I am calling Shot Gun in Jo’s car. It just recently earned it’s Nissan Maxima Red Wings. Couldn’t Shout that out if you tried..
by ToiletSoldiers April 8, 2020
Get the Nissan Maxima Red Wings mug.A male who doesn't care about man or woman at all, however, treats both with humility in order to gain access to all areas of the anatomy or gig, whichever is more applicable at the time. A manimal usually looks after their body in order to attract both sexes and hides his bi-ness.
boy: That guy you were talking to tried to pick me up in the toilet before!
girl: Huh, he was just over here asking me to come for a ride in his ferrari and wanted me to come home with him.
Both: ewww...Manimal!
girl: Huh, he was just over here asking me to come for a ride in his ferrari and wanted me to come home with him.
Both: ewww...Manimal!
by VICKI KARMA October 18, 2006
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