Matted

When something very crazy, destructive, odd has happened to something.

"My house in Minecraft has pigs and endermen all over with chickens in the basement!"
"Oh, it got Matted"

by Kokopoko November 9, 2011

Matty P's

After Matt Preston (of Master Chef Australia fame) appeared in People magazine without a shirt revealing his man boobs,

Boobs, Tits, Nipples etc referred to as Matty P's or Matt Prestons!

Person 1: She lifted her shirt up without her bra!
Person 2: Could you see her Matty P's?
Person 1: yeah, her Matt Preston's were flying free

by Club Zackleys January 9, 2011

matty

n. A mixed drink consisting of one part Natural Light and one part MD 20/20.

Dude #1:"Man we're drinking Matty's tonight"
Dude #2:"Awful!"
Dude #1:"Yeah, but it'll get ya drunk!"

by James of FP7 November 12, 2008

mattydawson

Creepy person you slightly know who ends up to be a giant pervert who touches kids.

Frankie Boyle “So what do you think of Joseph Fritzl”
Me “What a fucking mattydawson”

by IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand January 19, 2018

Matty Moment

Complete and utter insane questioning by oneself of oneself.

Stop with all the questions! You're having a Matty Moment!

by Matty's Geek In A Sweatervest December 9, 2009

Matty Haysom

Matty is the best guy friend you could have he is funny, has rugged good looks, is perfect in every possible way and is also a horny beast that never rests. His smile and flirtatious ways will drag you in faster than you ever thought possible.

He is perfect dating material.. If you want to date a god.

"I wish I was Matty Haysom."

"That guy over there, is Matty Haysom. He has the whole package"

by mosha timja March 25, 2013

mattdock

1. The ship between the members Nicholas Matthews and Johnny Braddock of the Post-hardcore rock band Get Scared.
2. Perfection.

1. Johnny and Nick are so cute together, don't you think?
2. Mattdock is what keeps this world going.

by LoveIsColoured October 31, 2017