Mattism

Retardism with 0 rizz

He was a 24 year-old virgin who had no job and failed all his classes hence why the doctors diagnosed him with Mattism

by Noor.... February 21, 2023

Mattias

he a real nigga. he makes me cum everytime i see him in my class

Mattias: Yo was gud my nigga?
Me: cums

by pieofsteve May 16, 2023

Martius

Most likely brown, Asian, plays sports but still fat as shit gets lotta bitches (trust me)

loves shawarma and is the type of guy to beat the shit out of you if you act racist in any way

Martius is a good friend :

by pseduomayoer July 1, 2023

Martius Pugna

Of Mars the God of War, Martial Combat in the nature of incapacitating

My Mixed Martial Art is called Martius Pugna and describes the nature of style

by Decibel Cause July 27, 2024

Mattism

A religion formed around divine entity Matti, known as Marten's brother

Jane joined Mattism! We're finally going to heaven!

by ReneGod February 28, 2024

mattias

stinky man.

mattias? he's stinky

by ghpsty March 8, 2024

Mattish

A word used to describe something written by or in a similar way to author M.J Bradley.

This story is a bit more Mattish than others

by IDefinethingswhenimbored March 27, 2024