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Melvin Matolo

A virus created from abomination and pure curse, a mistake in other words. Symptoms are: constant feelings to any being that doesn't like him, Brain malfunction, constant need of attention, dehydration,copying every moves that someone does, ever lasting hunger, AIDS in the genes exist and constant beating from everyone.
Ez: Yo Rambo, you good?
Rambo: Nah, I got the Melvin Matolo

Ez: Damnnnn bro! Fuck away from me!
by ThotSlayer God March 21, 2019
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Parker Matoon

gay little sharpie boy that no one likes.
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Matoxiam Matox Matos Mattox Matouš Mator motox Matix matoka Maton

Matoxiam

The mst handsome player you could ever fall on. He actually is smart and better than any person named "Giselle", and that's a fact (exclamation mark). If you ever find him/her, damn, you must be freacking lucky (exclamation mark). This is not a joke (exclamation mark) Or any kind of "troll" like the youngs would say. If you have the LUCK to talk to him, you will directly remark his ATTRACTIVE VOICE AND MANLINESS AND MASIVENESS AND MUSCLENESS any you should believe everything that he says, because he is more accurate than Wikipedia, that also is a fact (exclamation mark). Whatever just give him as much money as you can because he has troubles getting a job and also has troubles with the Franch government for some unkown reasons, that should be enough for him, he is the greatest person ALIVE EVER. bye I hate you (joke)
Damn (exclamation mark) That Matoxiam, he's a freaking god, love him (exclamation mark)
by Matoxiam(the not real) March 12, 2022
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Matous

IF you know somebody named Matous. He is definitly boring an lazy.
Ohhh you know somebody lazy, it must be Matous.
by matesino September 4, 2020
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matous

Matous is very lazy and boring person.
by matesino September 4, 2020
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matos

an adjective describing someones way of living
or its haylis last name either or
hayli matos is a little cunt who sucks dick for chicken
by anonimooose November 14, 2007
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auto-mattox

A gal with iresitable charm... although she is a complete bitch everyone still loves.. the girl you love to hate
Hailey :jeez girl your such an auto-mattox.. i should go greenpeace on yo ass

Eloise : u no u love this biatch.
by E..!?! March 6, 2007
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