Mateo is that guy with the D that the girls love (12 inches) also he plays football, soccer, and basketball and he likes that one girl in his friends class and he loves rap and get alll them bitches
by 0000021212fdsffdfsfd February 18, 2019
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by TheFInnishPhilanthropist November 14, 2023
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-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.
-Has the freshest memes.
-Owns a dope spotify playlist.
Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.
-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.
-Has the freshest memes.
-Owns a dope spotify playlist.
Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.
by CLLDBU January 30, 2020
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by mateis November 27, 2024
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You'll be forever grateful to have met a Mateo!!
Warning: this person has a lot of seasonal crushes
You'll be forever grateful to have met a Mateo!!
Warning: this person has a lot of seasonal crushes
by mama_we-re_all_going_to_hell November 22, 2021
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all the girls fall for him and want to ride.
all the girls fall for him and want to ride.
by RazorKnight June 8, 2020
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