Color Match Your Butthole

When getting the right nude lipstick color make it match the color of your butthole.

Girl 1: Hey what nude color lipstick should i get?
William: Color match your butthole
Girl 1: PERFECT

by Bootifuk February 17, 2015

mathy

describing a situation that involves a lot of calculation and math skills

Phil: "Why would you want to take the statistics class? It is too mathy!"
Ainur: "Hmm, you have a point. Maybe I should not."

by Moonlight_25 March 22, 2010

Mitchyl

A gorgeous boy. One of the most wonderful people you'll ever meet. He's tall, handsome and intelligent. Mitchyl is a boy who's smile will make your heart flutter, his laugh will make you want to laugh with him. Mitchyl is someone who can hold a conversation with almost any topic. Mitchyl is a boy who will understand you, he is also a trend setter. Every boy wants to be Mitchyl, because Mitchyl gets all the ladies. Mitchyl is a guy who hates almost all social media. You'll rarely see him on anything. Mitchyl is also very trustworthy, he'd never tell anyone your secrets. He is one of the most lovable boys, perhaps the most popular guy at your school. He is a gentlemen and a flirtatious boy. Mitchyl is a boy who does not know what to do when it comes to receiving compliments. He's always dancing wherever you see him, whenever, except he can't actually dance, that's what makes him so cute. He also has a soft side that he tries to cover up, and does a good job at it too. Mitchyl is a guy who can't decide who he likes. He is honest, caring, loving, funny, cute and everything you can look for in a guy, except for when it comes to answering text messages and such, but we all have our flaws don't we. To me, Mitchyl is perfection.

Guy: Who's that new kid who's getting all the girls?

Friend: Shit man, I bet it's a Mitchyl.

by The Undefined April 17, 2014

Matchbook Romance

Amazing band, amazing music, amazing concert coming up

"Did you buy the new Matchbook Romance cd, Stories and Alibis, Menwell?"
"Indeed I did Juloe"

by Rivers March 3, 2004

Matchbox 20

The 20th matchbox. Anyone who uses a lot of matchboxes will know that it is vital to number every single one. The 20th matchbox, though the same as all the others, is still a matchbox worth having it's own definition on the urban dictionary. Contrary to popular beleif there is absolutely no relation between the phrase matchbox 20 and the recording artists Rob Thomas, Kyle Cook and others.

OMG you stole matchbox 20!

what do you mean 'am i here for the matchbox 20 gig?'

by Abdullah7278 September 20, 2006

Matchet

A weapon that is a mix between a Hatchet, and a Match.
Very deadly.

It was so scary, The man was running right towards me holding a Matchet!!

by lucibelle2987 February 6, 2009

carpets match the drapes

A subtle way of asking someone if their pubes match the colour of their hair.

Guy 1:"I've always wondered if gingers have red pubes"

Guy 2:"Just go ask Edward if the carpets match the drapes"

by deathpoint9553 May 25, 2016