Mary

Mary is a stupid ugly bitch. She thinks that she is everyone friend. but she is wrong. everyone hates her.

Ugh, you see that stupid girl over there, she must be a Mary.

by Bannana_Toast May 14, 2018

Mary

The person in a relationship that gets too serious too soon, or is or becomes incredibly annoying.

"Hey so what happened with you and that girl?"

"Oh she's gone, she was definitely a Mary."

or

"How's things going with that new guy?"

"I don't know I like him but I think I might have a Mary on my hands"

by nstock1283 June 26, 2008

Mary

Taking a shit. An especially dirty one at that.

I'll be right back, I got to go take a mary.

by such an asshole December 9, 2011

Mary

A woman from the television show supernatural who is dead. On the ceiling. She died in a fire on November 2nd, 1983.

John and Mary Husband and wife.
Bringing home a brand new life.
The Demons started to come.
They burned my mother.
-Dean Winchester

by Two.Sociopaths.In.An.Impala. February 16, 2015

Mary

That one chick that burned on the roof in S1E1. You know who I'm talking about, Supernatural.

The yellow-eyed man burned Mary on the ceiling when Sammy was just a baby.

by FloofBallofEvil August 12, 2017

Mary

She had a little lamb but a big, fat, juicy personality. I’d sleep with her to conserve body heat in the ill-maintained shed.

Man 1: This is my daughter, Mary. She’s a furry.
Man 2: You castrated the lamb, right?
Man 1: ...

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Mary

She had a little lamb, got impregnated by god, and gave birth to Jesus.

Its official: SHE THE GOAT

"Where did Mary's lamb go?"
"Jesus probably turned it to wine."

by YoMomsSugaMomma July 11, 2017