Mary

Mary is a stupid ugly bitch. She thinks that she is everyone friend. but she is wrong. everyone hates her.

Ugh, you see that stupid girl over there, she must be a Mary.

by Bannana_Toast March 22, 2018

Mary

The person in a relationship that gets too serious too soon, or is or becomes incredibly annoying.

"Hey so what happened with you and that girl?"

"Oh she's gone, she was definitely a Mary."

or

"How's things going with that new guy?"

"I don't know I like him but I think I might have a Mary on my hands"

by nstock1283 July 11, 2008

Mary

Taking a shit. An especially dirty one at that.

I'll be right back, I got to go take a mary.

by such an asshole June 11, 2011

Mary

A woman from the television show supernatural who is dead. On the ceiling. She died in a fire on November 2nd, 1983.

John and Mary Husband and wife.
Bringing home a brand new life.
The Demons started to come.
They burned my mother.
-Dean Winchester

by Two.Sociopaths.In.An.Impala. February 16, 2015

Mary

She had a little lamb but a big, fat, juicy personality. I’d sleep with her to conserve body heat in the ill-maintained shed.

Man 1: This is my daughter, Mary. She’s a furry.
Man 2: You castrated the lamb, right?
Man 1: ...

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Mary

She had a little lamb, got impregnated by god, and gave birth to Jesus.

Its official: SHE THE GOAT

"Where did Mary's lamb go?"
"Jesus probably turned it to wine."

by YoMomsSugaMomma July 12, 2017

Mary

That one chick that burned on the roof in S1E1. You know who I'm talking about, Supernatural.

The yellow-eyed man burned Mary on the ceiling when Sammy was just a baby.

by FloofBallofEvil August 13, 2017