Marcel

that one guy i’ll always try to look for in the midst of the crowd.

i love marcel.

by secret g September 11, 2023

Dirty Marcel

The act of sticking a cucumber with a small hole into the vagina of a woman. Then while it is inside the woman you simply fill the hole with semen. Once this has been fulfilled you leave the cucumber in so that it will ferment into a pickle. With said pickle you give it to a person named Marcel.

Guy 1: Hey do you know what would be absolutely hilarious??
Guy 2: No, tell me what you are thinking.
Guy 1: We should do a Dirty Marcel
Kool aid guy: Oh yeah!

by D1ldoBaggins September 13, 2023

Pulling a Marcel

When you grow bald fat and ugly in the time span of 6 months

Have you seen John lately? Dude totally pulling a Marcel.

by daddypewl September 13, 2022

Marcel

Just a nice and generally cool dude who will never ask a girl out due to deep trauma concerning his past.

Javi: Dude did you hear about Marcel?!
Hector: What did he actually ask out a girl?
Javi: No of course not, he won the lottery!

by bidjav123 January 2, 2022

Marcel

Micro

Crikey that's a Marcel

I prefer it bigger than a Marcel

by Sunflower187 January 7, 2022

Marcel

Cute 🇵🇱❌🇬🇧 guy, will break your heart if you cross him, low-key racist

“Racist shit in general” daym you being a marcel rn 😨

by Your mum xoxoxoxo May 14, 2022

Marcel

Marcel is a hot boy he is very creamy and has many bitches.

Average sizes
Toe size= 7 cm
pp size= 14 cm (+foreskin = 20cm

Wow, that dude is such a Marcel.

by DADDYDOCTOR69 May 17, 2022