Marcel

A fat cunt who likes to eat smegma all day long. he eats the smegma and jacks off too femboy futa. he goons all day, and after gooning he eats his smegma.

My friend ate his own smegma so i called him a Marcel

by Sigmathoswwhoknow April 21, 2025

Marcel

Just a nice and generally cool dude who will never ask a girl out due to deep trauma concerning his past.

Javi: Dude did you hear about Marcel?!
Hector: What did he actually ask out a girl?
Javi: No of course not, he won the lottery!

by bidjav123 January 2, 2022

Marcel Bras

A Marcel Bras pretty much will kill you or/and anything in his path, so he is pretty much a homicidal maniac.

History:
A Marcel Bras is an extremely effective killer and should be feared, he was born and bred in Poland and was taught the ways of the polaks until he reached the age of 12.

It is unknown of his kill amounts, however, it is most certainly in the thousands, no one has escaped hm.

Guy: "get out of my way"
Marcel Bras: *uses his mystic teachings*
guy: *dies*

by GeneralThatGuy April 24, 2019

Marcel

Cooler than a febreeze ad, men want to be him women want to be with him and his penis resembles a 2 foot banana laying on its side... He can fuck aroumd corners

Marcel fucked a bish from round the block

by Lecramnannanerb December 23, 2021

Marcel

you can normally find Marcels in the north a Germany out in the wild catching Pokémons and drinking Havana colas.

Wow did you see that Marcel? That was a big one!

by Inyourbutt June 16, 2017

Marcel

Marcel is an highly intellegent Person with an very hot body. He is an badass motherfucka. He does always what he says. He has an very nice character and is VERY funny and friendly.

You have a Date with Marcel!? OMG good luck

by FunInFrer January 3, 2017

marcel

Marcel is a depressed introverted kid with no friends he really wanna die cuz this life is boring as fuckkk

Marcel is dead

by marcellsos November 21, 2021