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Preying Mantis

Describes the physical position of someone who is gurned up to their tits.

Put your arms straight out in front of yourself, then bend your elbows so that your foreams are at a right angle to your upper arms, and parrallel to your body. Fully extend your fingers, then bend your wrists down, to form a sort of 'M' shape with your forearms and hands.

When accompanied by rolling eyes, a swinging underbitten jaw, and low-soft groaning noises, can be highly amusing.
"... I gathered that all you guys were pilled-up, 'cos when I came in last night, the front room looked like a preying mantis farm ..."
by Plush Terry August 5, 2004
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Mantis

A hunch back or a person with bad posture. Often named Dillon and only have good posture when sitting on a ski lift with their book bag on.
An idiot the worst posture awfully horrible horrible posture Mantis
by youarenotthemantis February 14, 2014
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Praying Mantis

A man that preys on females in their own circle of friends but never pulls outside this group...
That paul is a Praying mantis man, never pulls outside the group!!
by Pickwick the Rabbit June 22, 2006
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mantis

Zorak on SGC2C: I am the lone locust, er, MANTIS of the apocalypse!
by ronnie April 18, 2005
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Praying Mantis

A girl that walks like a fucking praying mantis and stalks people all the time. She has huge bug eyes and no boobs. She will usually have an annoying nasally voice and will chew gum obnoxiously loud.
Person 1: My friend won't stop following me and wont stop chewing gum.
Person 2:Youve got a Praying Mantis.
by 1621122 November 3, 2011
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Mathis

Mathis, they often try to flirt with girls. They are very attracted to them. They think they are very cool and funny when they are just being creepy. They are a bit bi-polar and are quite stalkerish and perverted. They also try to look good.They are a danger to most women.
"That Mathis just told me I looked awesome! Then insulted me!"

"Yeah! He is a weird, never talk to him!'
by thisisthetruth1010 January 16, 2013
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Alaina Mathis

alaina someone who has a ratchet attitude and thinks she can fight even though she has had her ass whooped three times already.... but likes to talk shit and wait to get her ass whooped by someone besides aids and a std
Alaina Mathis” is a whole whore . She’s the community whore
by Devildaddy💯 April 16, 2020
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